Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, my cat started screaming nonstop outside my bedroom. She's never done this since she was last in heat (she's 7 1/2 years old), so I was worried. I opened the door to find that she had "killed' a mouse (a fake one, formerly attached to her cat tree) and was very proud of herself. That's cute, but… really? FML
Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML
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Markovski 18
Typical cat.
quickit 24
Your cat sounds like ruthless.
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rainbotato 14
First world problems
Queen_of_Night 20
Your cat believes you suck as a predator and has brought you something simple to take down on your own. She is lying on the couch because she is embarrassed for you. If you don't mind killing the mouse, use a product called "The Better Mouse Trap". My military dorm was crawling with field mice. Found one staring up at me when I ordered pizza one evening. I couldn't do the humane thing since I knew it would just end up back in the dorm, so I bought 3 traps and BOOM. I had the room where mice feared to tread.
chewebb 8
That's why cats are the worst pets ever.
munchly 17
A-hole cat! Their purpose is the exact opposite
Roxas_hearts 27
She/he is trying to teach you to hunt. Cute.
_MrRogers_ 8
Mouse cat doaent care.
AmbyrDiana 5
Just another reason why cats are creatures sent from hell.
PizzaElHutt 7
Stoopid ketty ket.
leeroxs45 18
My cat brings squirrels, mice, rats, moles, and birds in the house...
ChristinePi 36
(S)he was giving you a present and wanted you to have the final kill!