Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
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Top comments
AnOriginalName 19
Eh. She can know that it's a vice and still be happy for others who choose not to partake. I don't see much wrong with this situation.
coming back in the future 30
She might just speak from experience. Either way shes pretty blunt(. Ill lead myself out.)
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FMLworthy5000 21
H mo
Fuckthenwo 0
Nothing wrong with weed
birdybirdchirp 18
there ain't nothing wrong with weed its a herb that you can smoke(not the only one either) just the most famous and best high..I.have a great job and I smoke weed.
Aussie75 10
I think you'll find 466,876 hookers who disagree that pot is the best high; trust me they're all not funding off the chain pot habits. Nothing motivates quite like crack ask any hooker.
birdybirdchirp 18
well I meant best high among natural stuff like marijuana...not all that heavy stuff that is mainly chemicals
cnbcad 15
That's marihuana not drugs anymore than coffee is a drug
SkullduggeryCain 11
I hope you live in Colorado or Washington, otherwise that's illegal.
sem2183 13
Sounds like she's one of those people that seems to think weed isn't a drug. She prob also thinks you can't get addicted to it. A drug is a drug and only a druggie has that kind of idiotic logic.
nitrog100 21
Well is your mom in a position where her recreational drug use can negatively affect her life or career? Either way, she can be happy for your cousin. I had a smoker congratulate me for quitting just the other day.
Fluckgworl 12
marijuana is barely considered a drug. Shes all set. Shes got her priorities straight
countrywomen 10
Mary is not a drug. It's a herb. She most likely was talking about hard stuff... Wish my mom would smoke...
lalaney 14
Is her marijuana use stopping her from seizing opportunities? If so, then she's a hypocrite. If not, then she's allowed to make her observations.