Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
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Top comments
AnOriginalName 19
Eh. She can know that it's a vice and still be happy for others who choose not to partake. I don't see much wrong with this situation.
coming back in the future 30
She might just speak from experience. Either way shes pretty blunt(. Ill lead myself out.)
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Comments (99)
Maniac_uno 10
weed isn't a drug. I don't see how this is a good FML moment.... unless you didn't smoke, then yeah.
itsjusttofunny 8
I'm sure she means actual drugs. like alcohol and crack. pot is just a plant. duh
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Hemlock and nightshade are plants too. Just because it's "natural" doesn't mean it isn't harmful, and the "It's only a plant" argument is asinine. Don't get me wrong. While I don't use marijuana, I think it should be legal and regulated like alcohol. Just don't use that argument. It makes you sound stupid.
Stuffaluffagus 25
And now what's wrong with a blunt?
cm1995_fml 10
And...? Marijuana isn't really a drug. It's a plant and at least not a heavy one.
iwadasn 33
Drugs can come from plants. That doesn't make it not a drug.
kyrasrayne420 4
blunts are nice.
Ki11erC 18
Weed doesn't count ?
multicrazyman10 3
Depending what drugs hes stopping than yea thats good for him
iwadasn 33
Well, now you know not to be like your cousin or your mother.
KatyLarae 13
She's just being happy for him. Maybe she wants to quit too.
Rawr6591 21
maybe she doesn't view weed as a drug