Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML
Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
Today, I took my car through the automated wash. I was too close to swipe my card, so the attendant reached for it and somewhere between our hands, the card fell into the grate and down a small crack 10ft into nasty water. The whole car wash was shut down to pull the massive grate up. It took about 2 hours. FML
Today, at work, my boss made me go outside and wash people's cars for free. I work at Verizon. FML
Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML
Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML
Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
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24788 7
It's for charity so it didn't all go to waste. Washing your car really isn't that bad either.
cb73_fml 0
you donated $10 to a good cause though...
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Comments (94)
audereyy 0
it was charity so whatever. yeah it kinda sucks, but your life is not ******.
BobLaw616 0
YDI. FYL.
juggyjones 0
boo hoo.
LolCows 0
OMFG YUR LIEF IZ TOTE RUINDEDEDEDED $10 TO CHARITY!@!!@!#!!!!!!!11
Heidi_fml 0
And wasn't that the point....? Fail.
beyondperception 0
You can't exactly say they were "conveniently" washing other cars. You can't assume that. NO FML FOR YOU!
Caden 0
Oh, I'm SURE it was a TRAGEDY and you won't be able to get it up for weeks from the depression of having to wash your own car.
carolizzle712 0
this is a fail of an fml. you would have washed another car anyway, what's the difference? and 3 and 4 can go to hell.
bobbyfisher15 0
um i think i know this person and if i do it was for relay for life. and the other car we were washing had like 50 billion bugs encrusted on it. so it took like 10 people to wash.
stfuminjakid 0
It's alright...once I was helping my cousin's police cadet battalion wash cars and his retarded sergeant purposely put DISH soap in the buckets to 'save money'. He said what the customers don't know won't hurt 'em.