Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML
Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
Today, I took my car through the automated wash. I was too close to swipe my card, so the attendant reached for it and somewhere between our hands, the card fell into the grate and down a small crack 10ft into nasty water. The whole car wash was shut down to pull the massive grate up. It took about 2 hours. FML
Today, at work, my boss made me go outside and wash people's cars for free. I work at Verizon. FML
Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML
Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML
Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
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24788 7
It's for charity so it didn't all go to waste. Washing your car really isn't that bad either.
cb73_fml 0
you donated $10 to a good cause though...
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fmlfmlfml15 0
Well you didnt HAVE to get your car washed. i mean if anything you could just take $10 out of your wallet and give it to them. Aren't you involved in the car wash? What did you want your friends to wash your car for you? And maybe they weren't conviently busy, maybe this was a busy event and you were the only one without your hands full. Try looking at it this way: your car was dirty and you decided to wash it while everyone else was busy, and then you felt generous and you donated 10 dollars. There everybody wins!!!
Funtertaining11 0
That's ten inadverdant dollars towards a fundraiser. Plus it's ten dollars. Get over it. Better your money robbed from you than your car. But, that sucks, It was for a good cause, though. Your one accidental good deed:)
ZiggyMorrison 0
# 18 All I have to say is WOW that has to be the easiest hint of sarcasm I have ever used in my life and it still managed WAAAAYY over your ******* head I get concerned that there are people like you out there who dont understand humor in any way shape or form my dick isnt in my ass its in your moms did you get that one? its a "I'm ******* your mother joke" dont think about it too hard and it will come to you
Tsukasa_fml 0
So what? You were working at a car wash; you had to expect to end up washing a few cars. If it hadn't been yours it would have been someone else's. Be glad you were able to wash your car, work, and donate to charity all at the same time.
the_question_mar 0
ask em' for the money back!
ZiggyMorrison 0
my bad i meant 17 go **** yourself
BEB131 0
Ziggy Morrison, you really fail at sarcasm. and that was a really bad "your mom" joke. Just lettin ya no
login_fml 0
Don't car washes normally cost money anyway? Like the power wash ones?
ColdChoas 4
dumbass, you should've waited for someone else to do it.
hockeygirl202 0
well you said you wanted to be a nice person and donate money. not an FML.