Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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1daggs 0
This just happened to me too ><
sm0508 0
Ouch :(
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Comments (27)
KAND88 0
thats terrible. I don't understand how this could have ANY votes that you deserved it.
bmunchy 0
punch him in the face for me :)
quizikall 0
shut up you ******* bitch, he doesn't love her so he shouldn't have to marry her. don't punch a guy in the face for that.
greyzero 0
yeah, it was a dick move but you dont punch a guy for falling out of love, thats bs munchy.
greyzero 0
at least it wasn't a text message break up on your birthday from another womans birthday party?
Delisha 0
he's a bitch for that
XxCrazygirlxX 0
awwwwww :( On ur birthday 2?!??!!?!
pwincessa23 1
well that's awesome isn't it?
ilovemydoodle123 0
i have heard this fml before
Jedawg 3
im a day late but happy birthday!
22cute 17
Just be glad y'all didn't get married! And keep the ring.
likedemolition 0
ouch. i know how that feels. im sorry.