Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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aznboytellem 0
WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?
tyhillman 0
Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you
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hobopatz 0
meatspin!!!!
DenElite 0
Well I guess that's .... one way of telling your parents you're growing up
RideOorDiee 0
But like foreal im 15 turning 16 next weex and at midnight i eat sunflower seeds( ranch ) an read!!! [ just read boy in the stripped pajamas.. I cried]
doof_fisch 2
Did somebody blow your candle for you? You'll get over it. All you did was prove that birthdays cum and go.
LinsKitty 0
^win.
Bored_usually 0
Maybe the racist comment was referencing the song 'I think I'm turning Japanese' ?
xXlolololXx 0
Wow, to all the 15 year olde who commented on this saying they were asleep at midnight...FYL. who the **** goes to sleep before midnight, not to mention it was his birthday, a guys gotta celebrate, I know I choked the chicken on my 15th. Some of you people are really ******* stupid, and some of you are just smart asses that aren't funny at all.
letitbe56 0
Answer to your rhetorical question: People with lives go to sleep before midnight, so we can feel rested and happy when we wake up to live them. Staying up late just for the sake of staying up only seems cool if the rest of your life is virtually meaningless. Which is just sad.
gildedmuse 0
If it helps, your parents have more than likely had sex. While it might be somewhat awkward, I doubt it comes as a surprise to them that you **********. I think most teenagers would be surprised how much their parents know about them. Really? They probably didn't even feel shocked.
liveandletlive89 0
I think moms that do things like that are really cute. It sucks that it happened, but be thankful that she atleast cares. :)
dyld921 2
Taking a shit? jk
loveurlifeJK 5
Play World of Warcraft????
youEQUALtosser 0
Epic.