Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with, "Liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I was on a video call with my grandmother, trying to teach her how to use Facebook. I patiently explained the difference between posting a status and sending a private message. Five minutes later, I saw her new status: “I love you, honey. Thanks for being so patient with me. By the way, I still don’t understand this shit.” FML
Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
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Top comments
Glassmaster 0
You're cool. Posting fake Facebook starters always makes you cooler.
pandabearsmiles 0
You're cool. Posting pictures of yourself with big headphones and not smiling always means you're cool.
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Comments (295)
MemeryRenae 0
You know you can delete that comment?
Someofthisisfunn 0
Granma put you on blast
diamondgirlacici 0
dumb.
holagranola 15
grandma 1 OP 0
moonglow93 4
oh wow that's sad but at least delete it or just dont have the people on yur friends !!??
snooks99 0
woow this is sooo funny! i almost pissed myself!
JesterMarcus 0
Well you probably have no friends so why lie on your status?
AnagenisisZagus 13
YDI for thinking posting stupid shit on Facebook makes you cool.
thetrollyoulike 6
your grandma has a Facebook? your friends with your grandma on Facebook! MAN YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS DO YOU?!?
hayliepoche 5
your grandmaw has a face book!!!