Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found out that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
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Top comments
Magnoxidans 19
That sounds like grounds for getting a new roommate. Report and move on...
denna44 14
What a weirdo
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Comments (44)
Moerighan 23
That is disgusting and so unhygienic, who knows what else she has been doing in there with your stuff. I hope you reported her.
motoikkyu 13
Forget boundary issues, sounds more like psych issues.
1hardasswoman 10
Beat. Her. Down.
DanielleinDC 34
Yikes! Lots of luck finding a new roommate. Not only is that totally "Single White Female," but it's appallingly unhygienic.
aruden 25
The ****?
RichardPencil 32
Aw, that's cute. She wants to be you! Now you can make her do all kinds of stuff with the excuse that it's part of the training.
KaylaTackett 18
What. The. ****.
creditless 14
sounds like that movie Single White Female... just hope u don't have to "get rid of her"
manuwish 9
Besides the obvious hygiene and disease issue, she sounds like she might have identity issues too..don't take these kind of boundary overstepping lightly..I'd tell her she has to go if I were you, she steals stuff (which borrowing without asking basically is, even if she puts it back) and invades your privacy, now that you found her out, who knows what she might start doing to your stuff next..
stressedartist 14
You really shouldn't have been skipping class, but really that's kinda nasty. FYL
JCRouzer29 27
Depending on your current living situation, I'd say change your locks if you can. I had a roommate I didn't trust who could get in my room and do I changed my doorknob and it was forever locked. Even when I was there.