Today, my mom asked me if I was a lesbian because I haven't brought a guy home in over 7 years. Nope. I'm just a crazy cat lady, minus the cats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I’d rather be the crazy cat lady rather than get married and have kids like a normal human. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, I got a call from a telemarketer who asked, "Is this the crazy cat lady?" I only own one cat, but apparently, that’s all it takes to earn a reputation. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, I think I was just nominated as a crazy old cat lady. I was sitting in my garden when a stray methodically came back and forth, leaving her three kittens in one of my flowerbeds two feet from me, and now she hasn’t been back all day. I guess I own cats now. Three of them. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
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emeraldisle 30
You can't be a crazy cat lady without any cats.
swervelol 28
I don't see why you consider yourself a crazy cat lady without any cats. A crazy single lady is more like it!
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Comments (24)
Sinkmybattleship 3
They really need an 'Ain't nothing wrong with that' button.
Yudith_fml 11
Time to adopt a cat.
RATMRenegade 10
No wonder you're single
fantasyworld 39
<p>There's nothing wrong with being single.</p>