Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML
Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
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Top comments
zandalee 20
Very smart cat... Managed to not only get out of going to the vet, he punished you for trying to take him OP.
Indatshirt 15
This is why we can't have nice things
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Comments (69)
jadeburns 3
buy a better cage. cheap ass
Ki11erC 18
I think you might need to add the words "pull over" to your vocabulary, this is the situation where it's better to, not only for you but for other road users. Kill a family cause your cat got out and you didn't bother to use the side of the road/hard shoulder and live with yourself. YDI.
calipilot227 16
Might be time to invest in a cat carrier...
toaster012 17
Cats these days....
metalhedcop 6
It would have a new home called THE WOODS.
Mauskau 36
I want to take my cat on a car ride now, it'd be so cool.
NodakN8V 25
Cat said "cause F*ck you that's why"
Imareth 10
And at no point in this process did you think to pull over to the side of the road? YDI.
motobro00 8
Her fault she got a cat
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
I can't tell if this is the story of the best cat ever or an FML from the most unfortunate cat owner on the planet. FYL, but that's so hilarious.