Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
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Doortje 30
And the address didn't tip you off?
Ninjafriends 1
Let's hope you didn't fap to this "girl"
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Comments (89)
Luffzilla 0
You should blame yourself for that honestly... also... This means you're single right? >_>
Luffzilla 0
C:
svolski 0
how the he'll do you fall in love with someone online??? this just shouts nerd... I'm still laughing at youuuuu
murphinator 0
No offense but i'd love to see that picture.
simon4599 3
Partially your own fault, since you didn't at least talk to her by some means of voice communication (skype, phone, face time especially) ... online relationships are one thing, believe me, I know first hand that they can work. I kinda feel bad for you, but seriously, investigate next time.
sincerely331 0
Ydi for meeting someone online. 9 times out of 10 those ppl are cheaters, & once yur "in a relationship" with them, they are most likely still on that same dating site looking to meet other ppl as well...yu can't trust ppl on that anyways
chellabella856 0
ahahahhhahahhahahhaa!!!!!!! thats ******* hilarious
thebrightside14 0
apparently.
tstevenson 0
just get a knife wait for him to sleep and place the sharp edge on his throat push down lightly and at the same time pull hard and fast. easy as 1,2,3!
hateevryone 15
thats mean. i would figure out a way to get them back