Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML
Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
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Tearz 0
That's why you push everyone on the bus these days, its you for yourself, or your standing alone in the rain...
Indiana_fml 4
#9, #10 You do. Obviously even enough to even type a comment about it.
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Comments (74)
Carlyyy 0
Did anyone else notice that this is almost exactly like an FML from a few days ago?
gross__ 0
You shoulda just like, moved into an aisle or squished up against a wall or something, hah.
dirkstarkiller 0
at least you got home to write ths?
rjisreal 0
thats why u stay in the back o tha bus
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Well, why diddn't you just.. go in again after the last person left? usually, bus doors don't close at light speed and there's plenty time to hop in again after the last person's out.
G_thelegend 0
thats why we dont stand near the doors...we push people when we first get on the bus, to get a seat. duhh
BabesYourAStar 0
fake. this FML has been posted like 10 times.
Goodnightfortoni_fml 0
Somebody likes commas :)
mcrxlover5 0
canadian buses have back doors? win
usnwife 18
Unless their bag with money/phone/etc was still on the bus that left them...