Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
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xlasxtchanxce13 22
I wouldn't stick with someone who isn't proud of you
mareike 16
Wow, I would rethink this marriage.
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Comments (131)
Swetterer 9
holy shit please get out of that marriage!
renrioku 15
I think it's time to upgrade away from him.
anarchymaniac 22
Upgrade and get a new husband
JimminyCrib 7
Are you blind or oblivious? While I don't condone the douchebag's actions 2 years this has been going on and you had no clue??? Really?
gracehi 33
You're right. She should have stalked her husband to make sure he was really going to work. I mean, really. Who trusts their own husband?
StoriesOfMyLife_ 9
People like the husband are typically good at hiding their true nature. Especially to lovers who don't want to believe that their "loved" one could do such things. Possible that the stress of being caught and going to court has made the husband sloppy and reveal a little more than he intended.
shitstorm28 11
I know absolutely nothing about you and I'm still 100% sure you can do better than him.
rec_chem 22
If he's not your ex husband yet, ydi.
xoteeshaox 22
Until a divorce is finalised, he's still technically her husband. Also, writing ex-husband in the FML wouldn't make sense.
Red_140 5
Divorce. Don't let him have your children if you have any.
takeittoem 8
You should upgrade.... with a DIVORCE.
riyaap13 17
Today, I had to get a restraining order against my married ex because he kept stalking me. FML
amsterdamgirl 20
leave his ass.