Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
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xlasxtchanxce13 22
I wouldn't stick with someone who isn't proud of you
mareike 16
Wow, I would rethink this marriage.
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Comments (131)
snoopynicole2003 15
New husband! Yay!
Roadmaster6k 6
This calls for divorce
jbivens1992 17
What the ****?! Get out of there OP, get out of there right now!
LadyNightowl 17
Run.
clue_me_in 20
He doesn't respect you. He doesn't respect your marriage. And on top of that, he clearly never thought highly of you in the first place, since he called you a "downgrade". Divorce his sorry ass so you can "upgrade" to a better husband and person. You deserve better, OP.
suznmar 16
Time for you to upgrade
TodayIsNotTheDay 4
Only court you need to be headed to is divorce court. Just get the papers, sign your parts and leave a pen neatly laid on top of them...Right next to your ring. Have it waiting for him on the counter when he gets back from one of his stalking adventures. No one should have to put up with crazy stuff like that.
GarfieldDaCat 5
Wow your husband is an asshole. you deserve better than that and I hope to god you divorce his stupid cheating ass
janderson416 16
If that were my husband, he would need his own restraining order when I finished with him
bluemoon2099 2
Well time to ditch that asshole.