Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Today, I took cough syrup for a miserable COVID sore throat and harsh cough. It went down the wrong tube, and now I'm coughing worse, trying to get it out of my lungs. It hurts. FML
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Top comments
airforce987 20
how would putting mouthwash in your nose clear mucus? I've never heard of that before.
gatorsgirl 0
boy you are a dumb shit!
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Comments (297)
ClaytonAwesome 0
Your an idiot, what is wrong with you?!
iammeat 0
Telling someone they are an idiot is fine. Saying "Your an idiot" really doesn't reflect well on your personal idiot ranking.
Feedmyaddiction5 14
ydi for being an idiot
Cleao18317 11
huh...everything I wanted to say was already pointed out..plus I don't wanna repeat..huh
jackie_hates 14
it really doesn't surprise me you're from Washington state...
mea_iloveskiing 26
at least you won't be needing any perfume :)
BoredForever 0
oh my god XD i laughed so hard, visualizing that. but and least everything should smell minty-fresh for a while
mattstive 0
Darwin award....?
FOX12013 0
Is your nose clear??
insidejokeswithm 0
is it just me or does anyone notice that the past few days, FMLs have been removed? anyone?
Zebidee 9
You think that FML is a Philadelphia Experiment-like place where posts can just arbitrarily be removed by mods without them explaining themselves to us?!! That's just crazy talk.
insidejokeswithm 0
what the ****? I have noticed that 2 fmls were there yesterday and... gone. they are out of my favorites too.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
That was a asinine move. You could've used wasabi to clear you stuffy nose. YDI.