Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Today, I took cough syrup for a miserable COVID sore throat and harsh cough. It went down the wrong tube, and now I'm coughing worse, trying to get it out of my lungs. It hurts. FML
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Top comments
airforce987 20
how would putting mouthwash in your nose clear mucus? I've never heard of that before.
gatorsgirl 0
boy you are a dumb shit!
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Comments (297)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
You ******* dumbass
AnnaBanana202 0
hmm.. "mouth" is the keyword here. common sense would be nice to use!
nonelikeworms 0
And to get rid of crabs, apply said mouthwash to said dick.
mccutie396 0
dumbass
alcenwndrlnd 0
O.o er..... why would you think that would be a good idea?
wisericky 12
So... did it get you high?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
since that didn't work you should try Tabasco sauce.
Lac2501 2
WIN!!! Oh but wait...not really though. Ya big dummy.
Dj4406 0
what?!? why would you do that...
emilymac420 0
what made you think it was such a goo idea to try again..?