Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Today, I took cough syrup for a miserable COVID sore throat and harsh cough. It went down the wrong tube, and now I'm coughing worse, trying to get it out of my lungs. It hurts. FML
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Top comments
airforce987 20
how would putting mouthwash in your nose clear mucus? I've never heard of that before.
gatorsgirl 0
boy you are a dumb shit!
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Comments (297)
TalkinSmack 6
u need help... from a highly trained mental professional
tayyters 4
even just eating a few halls work better than putting mouthwash in your nose but im going to guess you werent stuffed up anymore hopefully after all that burning
TheNewGuy03 29
*sigh* |the kid|
chocolatemocha 0
Dumbass
lmaoatall 6
it's people like you op that companies have to go the extra mile and put those WARNING labels on. most people read those and think duhhhh! but not you op. not you!!
tayyters 4
not if the 'people' like him arent going to sue them out of stupidity and ignoriance.
MurphyS94 4
So OP is helping to supply jobs to the people who manufacture warning labels? How kind of her.
areyouforcereal 7
Really? You thought that it was a good idea to put mouthwash into your nose?
SirEBC 7
"Thinking it was an awesome idea.." Yes.
brina703 0
dumb ass lol
JoHire 0
Why would mouthwash in your nose be an "awesome" idea? That's just plain stupid.
Rick_S 3
Your basic idea does have merit. They sell things called Neti-pots for this. You might want to try that, instead. I've used them, and there is NO burning.
lulu1918 0
If you did some research you would know that there is a sinus flush system... Netty Pot. look it up and buy one... its MEANT for your nose... mouthwash is for your MOUTH!!!!
SteelCladAngel 0
Neti but yea I love my Neti pot