Today, we finally got some signs of summer in Sweden and I went to hang out in the sun with some friends. I was wearing sunglasses so I only put sunscreen on my nose and forehead. I now have a dick-shaped area in my face where I didn't completely burn my face off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Today, I went on a camping trip with my friends, but forgot to bring sunscreen. I spent the entire day outside and ended up with a severe sunburn all over my body. The pain is unbearable and I can't even move without yelping as if I was slowly being cooked in an air fryer. FML
Today, I found out I have a new allergy: the sun. My face is so swollen that it has started to bleed to relieve the pressure. Today is also day 6 of the 3-month European trip that I spent all year saving for. FML
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, I'm on vacation and stupidly bought the cheapest sunblock I could find. Instead of protecting my skin, the sunblock acted as a damn lightning rod for the sun, and I now look like I just spent a few hours on a spit-roast. FML
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Attacksloth 33
Use it next time you're trying to get into a club. "Where's your ID?" *points at forehead "Don't worry, I'm already a member."
trucker2 33
Got you a little Peter out there and in the sun..... Hmmm
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Comments (21)
vikky538 29
So did your friends called dick face?
ttille 14
Oh boy, hoppas den försvinner fort haha!
neepmeep 8
Use make up to cover it up
captainsmegma 12
Repeat that process for the next 10 days. It's important to get a deep base for summer.
NightKat 25
Advice from a Texan: never assume you've got "just enough" sunscreen on. Our summer weather ranges from 90°F-120°F (32°C-48°C) and we get crazy burned here!
Dale_shackleford 13
Same with AZ. If you're gonna use sunscreen, realize that you have a couple hours before it's completely gone. If you don't care about appearance though, that white stuff that lifeguards put on their noses can last all day, you'll just look like a snowman
orangejubejube 20
And now I picture you as Squidward.
Lazer_Katz 10
It's not your fault that cake tastes SO GOOD
Gabbrill 11
Haha, klant är det enda jag kan säga! Haha, the only thing I can say is klutz!