Today, my long term ex, who broke up with me over a year ago and shattered my heart, seduced me (which wasn't hard, as he knew I still had feelings for him) and as he pulled out after the couple of minutes of what he called sex, he used the line, "There we go, that's your freebie." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML
Today, my cockgoblin of an ex showed up at my house, begging me to take him back. This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me into sleeping with him after he "escaped". When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch. FML
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jazlyn1986 0
why would u fall for it again?
Nic_hole 0
ahhh dude :/ he's a prick! you seriously don't deserve to be treated like that, well actually, NOBODY Should be treated like that..
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Comments (91)
ps2stony 0
he woulda kept going if you weren't so bad at it =)
JP101 0
YDI for being a *****. Don't **** somebody you're not formally with. And especially your ex! that's just dirty.
murphythadog 0
that just means the next one your really going to have to work for. like make him pancakes or loan him money or a threesome with one of your hotter friends he's been into since you guys have been together.
uhohuscrewedup 0
what did you expect? you knew what he was from before, so why get surprised?
Stumblebum30 5
when he was coming on to you, you should have rolled your eyes and walked away saying." you had your chance and you blew it. " next time make sure it's your husband you sleep with.
Laurendorcus 0
OMG. I friggin love #25. WIN
blonderockstar22 0
ouch!
blonderockstar22 0
sorry : (
perdix 31
Now, you know what a "booty call" is. You are one.
firecopy 6
perdix strikes again!