Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of one year broke up with me because I started having PTSD induced night terrors. On my birthday as well. FML
Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
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Spike300 12
People rarely remember night terrors, not your fault. Just find a nice deaf girl.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Oh no! What a nightmare D:
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Comments (229)
Kaikohanakami 7
Im sorry OP i have night terrors too and i cant even remember them either ;_____; apparently there is this special kind of duvet that stops moisture and helps people like us sleep better :3 those girls are just meanies that wanted to find a silly reason to dump you >______> peh!
Emeraldnova 2
Oh no! You poor thing. :( Don't worry, you will find someone. :)
deviable 9
"Terrors" is such an unhappy word. I call them night adventures :D
fogrunner 13
What about sleeping in separate rooms?
tamjay 2
Yeah mate, go get that checked out. There'll be someone out there that can help so u can have a happy relationship. Good luck!
sk8rgrl1303 4
record yourself at night.
iheartstupid 4
Maybe you should start dating women smart enough to suggest/try sleeping in separate rooms before just ending the relationship.
frokeyman92 9
It's true you can't remember night terrors. I got back from Iraq a year ago and my gf tells me i do and she doesn't mind since she is a heavy sleeper
GypsyRover 0
You may have PTSD. I have it and have found ways to cope,now people would never know I have it. Even I forget at times. Take care.
MadameMerle 11
If you know this, why don't you go to a sleep clinic? Geez..
Meaningless 1
Go to a doctor?