Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
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GemmaStyles 14
Your name makes me wonder how many times this exactly happened before..
shakadoo 10
... I'm at a loss for words...
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Comments (264)
Nosakare56 12
waittttt! that's not normal!?
thewaterbear 10
In the LIVING ROOM?
Ltlime 5
There's a difference between actively looking at ponies for masturbation and touching yourself when there's a tv show on. Just because I start feeling frisky during "Hitler; the beginnings" doesn't mean the moustache gets me off
candybear012 3
Not ALL bronies do this by the way
stanjohnson 11
Your life is ok, its his life that is ****** up.
ChuckNorris2 4
You know, the best part of this story is how you never said you left or stopped watching him, or that he stopped. ;)
kriziababy 9
It's called Clopping lol! And no I don't do it.
claiiire_fml 17
Apparently, cloppers to bronies are like pedophiles to other prisoners. You learn something new everyday.
LaDresdenMonkey 11
That is so wrong on so many levels! Please get him to see a shrink, or get him a hooker! Omg
doodlebug33 20
He "loves" Rainbow Dash 0.o