Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, I planned a lunch out with my mom for Mother's Day. She seemed excited about it and "couldn't wait!" She never showed up. FML
Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Today, my mother gave me a reprimand for my table manners when I didn't ask for someone to pass the vegetables I could have gotten myself. She then let out a raunchy fart at the table, and had the nerve to yell, "Did you ask to be excused?!" as I vacated the area. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
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Top comments
foxholeathiest 4
What are parents teaching their kids these days?
BulldogHoops 14
Sounds like quite the role model you've got there.
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Comments (60)
zero91 4
keep the receipt and make her pay when you see her
jerry2011 4
See I told this earlier, lately lot of moms in FML are not acting like moms anymore.....
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Make that the last time yall ever go out together again.
egrudy 9
Go to her house and turn off her utilities, keep doing it untill your satisfied.
noisebox 1
That's sick....does she have tattoos and date bikers and cons too?
drewflav 17
Her treat? Yeah, definitely a treat to herself, not you! FYL OP.
loopsy_fml 14
Just remember, you know where she lives......
88vivera 9
Never speak to her again
vbmg152 19
It's not about being paid back!! It's about the Mom being a terrible role model and worse Mom!
KiddNYC1O 22
Your mom is scum. Make her pay and apologize.