Today, a guy I have been crushing on since forever finally talked to me. Too bad it happened after an anxiety attack when he carried me from class to the nurse's. The first thing he said to me when I came to was, "You're heavier than you look." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML
Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, I overheard my crush and his friend talking about girls they would date. When his friend mentioned me, my crush said, “If she wasn’t fat, hell yeah.” Choking back tears at school for the rest of the day was not an easy task. FML
Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML
Today, I finally told the guy I like that I'm in love with him. He's the first person I have ever fallen in love with and owning up to my feelings was nerve-wracking due to my anxiety. He rejected me and ghosted me after saying he would get in touch soon. FML
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ber4fun 23
At least he was a gentleman enough to carry you there. I wouldn't worry about his comment as a lot of people can appear skinny but weigh more due to muscle mass, water retention, etc..
caggybandicoot 34
Really hope you're feeling better, OP. I don't think he was being malicious but still not the best thing he could've said.
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Comments (53)
DannyDizzle 8
I don't think he meant anything mean and dead weight is always heavier cause u don't have your arms wrapped around his broad shoulders! If he doesn't like you he might of got a hernia from carrying you anyway so win win. While he's at the nurses office tell him to bend over for the nurse and get it all checked out.
guttedbrit 26
I'm sure he meant no harm, OP. but it's so nice that he's so caring. Who knows, it may become an interesting 'how we met' story!
arano 29
I think he was just trying to lighten to situation a bit, OP. I'm sure he was a little worked up about your anxiety attack.
9a_z1 11
I'd chalk it up as a win, he bothered enough to carry you all that way despite you, like most normal human beings, being heavy. Unless he makes a habit of carrying people around every day I'm not surprised he commented on how hard work it was!
kaiaruby17 12
Don't worry! Muscle weighs more than fat so if you look skinny but weigh more, then you have a lot of muscle!
thatweirdasian 22
Muscle actually doesn't weigh more than fat. A pound of anything will have the same weight as a pound of any other thing. I.e., a pound of bricks weighs the same as a pound of feathers, because they both weigh a pound. Also, a pound of fat takes up about four times the space of our muscle tissue does, so I get your point, but it's just worded incorrectly. Sorry!
Alcenta 8
Don't take it too hard, 1 that means you look like you don't weigh much and 2 it was dead weight which is always heavier than when you're awake. So it's not a bad thing really
FilthyFecker 1
Seriously that is a compliment.
Armeniangirl_fml 15
it's ok OP. at least he was nice enough to carry you! and don't worry, I have the same situation as you weight wise. I'm sure you can try talking to him again later!
imtryinghere 9
Something like that is usually how the cute couples in TV shows and movies meet, so......
justamoderator 11
That's adorable! When you get a chance to talk to him again say: ''I have heavy bones, I drink a lot of milk''. At least that was what explained my weight when doctors were confused as I grew up.