Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy I’ve been wanting forever. Trying to impress him, I told him I like talking about sports and smart topics instead of talking about makeup and boys like other girls. He stared at me in confusion and asked, “What’s so bad about being like other girls?” FML
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Top comments
_ebbonyy 11
Awkward.. but if the 'intelligent and handome' guy doesn't have a good enough sense of humour to not hold it against you, then you're probably better off without him :-)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I would probably do that too, honestly. He probably thought it was cute! If not...AVADA KEDAVRA!
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Comments (141)
billji 0
517-621-3947 as for Miike
swiftangel 1
Why is this an FML? Not all twins are identical. Some are fraternal.
anarchist884 9
Heheh it's just nerves. He prob thought it was cute. Don't beat yourself up about it, you'll prob find yourselves laughing at it later down the like
sillylilly1987 0
haha I think that's hilarious sounds like something id say hopefully u played it off as a joke
sillylilly1987 0
there's also different types of twins so its not like its not a question so
RK626 7
I've gotten that stupid question too many times to count. I get that you were anxious, but come on, it's fourth-grade biology.
HeartOfLead 24
Perfect way to weed out a tranny.. Works everytime!
nature_girl_08 14
84: i'm sure someone said this already, but i felt the need to explain that the reason WHY they cannot be identical twins is because identical twins occur when a single egg splits into two after being fertilized; fraternal twins occur when two DIFFERENT eggs are fertilized. so, if the twins are different sexes, there is absolutely no way for them to be identical, as they came from the same fertilized egg and one single sperm.
poopycat 5
Well, some girls DO like like boys...
Megies89 0
I have two friends that are identical twins but they are not the same gender. It happens. So don't feel so bad!