Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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FurrTrap 0
Uh Oh! This rings warning bells... I remember a US case where a black guy was involved in selling street drugs (can't remember which). He didn't use any himself, but he did use his girlfriends car in the process of buying/selling the drugs. His girlfriend was totally unaware that he was involved in drugs and certainly wasn't aware that he was using her car to sell them on the street. So she was TOTALLY innocent. I'm sure the FBI were involved at some point in the proceedings and they decided to prosecute the girl because her car was used for illegal activity in selling drugs. She was convicted and incarcerated for a very long time. I thought the case was totally outrageous... and it also smacked of racial hatred.
freddyisepic 2
lol this comment was the biggest fail
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yma518 0
I know this is going to fall on deaf ears, but it'll make me feel better to say it. A jurisdictions that has a sheriff only has ONE - the guy in charge, similar to a police chief, the one elected to the position. The people at your door were more likely DEPUTIES, the sheriff rarely makes house calls.
minuteforce 2
^ #66, I hear you. ;) And, OP, you kind of deserve it, you know, for not noticing what was around you.
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
Robbed, humped, and dumped wow FYL
butterflyz1961 2
I'd kick his ass.
In_some_bullshit 13
So you were used and framed?
ghostriley 14
How to be a successful thief use a steal a car or find one that can't be traced back to you put a mask on 1 mile before you reach your target always wear gloves when you get a liscence they take your fingerprint so use gloves make sure if you bring a gun be ready to use it people don't like to be robbed and now you know and knowing is half the battle
fullerkate3 17
Honestly that was pretty smart definitely not nice though lol
hellolaina 18
I really hope you dumped his ass