Timmay
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
BOOM!
Today, I was on the deck of a sailboat and I started feeling seasick. I bent over the edge to throw up. After I stood back up, the wind changed direction and the boom swung around, knocking me into the open ocean. FML
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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0
Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.
Eros_fml 0
your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!
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Comments (101)
topendbabii 0
omg that sucks luckily u got out before the sharks could smell ur throw up and eat you :|
Boweezee 0
haha fail. Good hearing you're alive though!
xabuko 0
Gross...that is nasty...but glad ur alrite!!!
mattro17 0
Damn!!
Emilaaay_alexa 0
This sounds so so so fake, sorry.
Duckie101 0
into the ocean.....and into the belly of a whale!! O_o lmao jk jk but glad u made it out with ur limbs intact
catacombhome 0
You ARE lucky to be posting this online. Your life isn't ****** after all!
Awesomesaurus 0
All I could think about after this is how the fishing was after the OP chummed the water.
monsterhospital 0
i think you mean a BOOM not a BOON
aback 5
Sounds like the elements used you as their chewtoy.