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Timmay This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

BOOM!

Today, I was on the deck of a sailboat and I started feeling seasick. I bent over the edge to throw up. After I stood back up, the wind changed direction and the boom swung around, knocking me into the open ocean. FML

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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.

Eros_fml 0

your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!

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Comments (101)

I think this is bullshit.

Sooo.... Did you die?

OMG are you ok that must of hurt, and ooo did you land in your barf haha FYL

jorygirly 0

you're on a boat. take a good hard look at the mother fking boat :) i hope t-pain was there...and andy samberg. but not the guy who wants to go...

Ouch... Im assuming they turned around. Still, thts gotta suck

supergt25 0

That sux but same as number three was ur phone in ur poket

JohnZilla 0

it's a boom, and what kind of boat was it? cause if youre leaning over the edge i dont think it would hit you... sucks anyway, fyl

so this is pretty much like that one scene in stepbrothers with the sailboat

sailkid 0

Hahaha, I sail, and this kind of thing happens. Well the person you were sailing is suppsed to yell, TURN or some other words, so it's not totaly your fault. FYL

sailkid 0

#27 Actualy, what if he/she wasn't leeward? The wind could be starboard or port.... Anyway NOT FAKE -sorry for double post