Timmay
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
BOOM!
Today, I was on the deck of a sailboat and I started feeling seasick. I bent over the edge to throw up. After I stood back up, the wind changed direction and the boom swung around, knocking me into the open ocean. FML
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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0
Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.
Eros_fml 0
your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!
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Comments (101)
Sa_pyro 0
I was wondering when someone would notice this. It's a simple mistake, one that everyone makes. Some more often than others.
jeremybrnsred 0
at least you got out
Beachbabyy 2
FAKEEE first its the boom not "boon" and the wind may shift and the sails would luff but it wouldnt switch directions causing the boom to swing over tht hard LIAR
Gamer_Bum 1
YDI for riding a boat
michelle895 0
why does everyone think just because you sail you drink rum and are a pirate ?! - I sail and the main drink on our boat is water ! and we also don't rob people at our lake !
rpraza 6
At least capn Timmay lived to tell the tale... arrrr
that1chick7 0
I'm sorry, I didn't know sailboats came with toilets now days. I'll remember that next time I go sailboating. [sarcasm]
misslovett 3
boom**
gitaly101 3
I love sailing! I sail 4-20s! FYI, it's called a boom. A boon sounds like slang for a baboon. Boom has an entirely different meaning than boon. Just so you know.
bbf17 2
atta kid