Today, I was on the deck of a sailboat and I started feeling seasick. I bent over the edge to throw up. After I stood back up, the wind changed direction and the boom swung around, knocking me into the open ocean. FML
That happened to me the first time I was on a sail boat. At least you didn't end up needing stitches and forced to watch all of the other kids have fun at sail camp
Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.
your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!