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Timmay This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

BOOM!

Today, I was on the deck of a sailboat and I started feeling seasick. I bent over the edge to throw up. After I stood back up, the wind changed direction and the boom swung around, knocking me into the open ocean. FML

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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.

Eros_fml 0

your life could have really been ******, good thing you are alive to post it on fmylife.com!

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Comments (101)

everwaiting 0

It's called a boom, idjit.

I bet you fell into a normal lake?

loveyababe 0

boom. its called a boom. obviously you have not sailed a day in your life

there's a reason they call it a boom

i call fake. you'd know it was a boom if you had really been there.

BOOSHAH (bullshit)

bearkats1 0

Hahahaha. That's so funny!!! Did they rescue you?44 you're gay.

That happened to me the first time I was on a sail boat. At least you didn't end up needing stitches and forced to watch all of the other kids have fun at sail camp

mother_green7 0

are you dead?

obvioulsy u never sailed before its a boom not a boon