Today, I woke up in a closet of a four-star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I'm a secondary school teacher and I've been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4 a.m. this morning and it's now 1 p.m. in the afternoon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:45 AM to fly to Pittsburgh to sample classes at a university there. After all that flying and sitting in traffic for 2 hours, I finally got to attend to my first class. I fell asleep during it. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML
Today, I set my alarm for 3:30 AM to catch an early flight. I got up, got dressed, and arrived at the airport in record time. While checking in, I was told that my flight is tomorrow morning. I’m now wide awake and sitting in a 24-hour diner, having a very early breakfast. FML
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Top comments
gsm_fml 0
As a secondary school teacher myself, I would never even touch a drop of alcohol on a school trip - you are ALWAYS "on duty", even after lights out. You deserve it, and you will probably be fired. No sympathy here.
MissSparkie 0
If you were my kids teacher, I'd do everything i could to get your sorry ass fired.
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Comments (96)
sesquipedalian44 0
looks like someones getting fired.
theblazian 0
Hut? I was not aware there was a hut at rock bottom? How many stars was it ranked?
Moy_fml 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
His students were probably 16+ since they don't do flights in the UK if you're not over 16. Just saying. I think.
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
You can go on a plane at any age in the UK. If your under 12 then you need an adult with you, but otherwise you can legally fly on your own
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Wow please make sure you are right before posting such ridiculous comments
bluten 0
OP: I aspire to be like you in about ten years.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, I hope you are fired by now. YDI
bluten 0
OP, I endeavour to be like you in about ten years.
alkanechain 0
YDI. One, because you are partying on company/school time (hmm... you are supposed to be WORKING... pay for your own damn vacations) and two, YDIx10000 for endangering the minors you're supposed to be supervising.
deadboyparis 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
This is a funny site, all you's stop being such prudes.
beethoven_fml 0
wow what good decisions you make
jollyjam1 2
That would make you an idiot. Of course you are an idiot for drinking in the first place. And what a wonderful example for your students.
shrimptoast 0
Very good effort. I genuinely would love to have had you as a secondary school teacher. Good luck explaining this to the boss(es) :-p