Today, I competed in a ballet competition and made the finals, while I was on stage awaiting the results, I sneezed really loudly and snot went flying all over the stage. When I went to accept my award the woman presenting it refused to shake my hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
Today, I sneezed so bad in public that I dropped my coffee, kicked it while trying to catch it, and watched it slide dramatically across the floor into someone’s shoe. They gasped like I'd committed a crime. I just whispered, “Sorry” and fled. FML
Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
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Top comments
Lokizzle 0
Quite and achoovement. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
DameGreyWulf 1
Aw, yuck. You sneezed EVERYWHERE... but not your hand (I guess?), so that was mean of her. Shoulda held your nose, maybe?
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Comments (90)
frootloop25 0
OMG YOU'RE SO SNOTTY.
oopsie_daisy8446 0
omg. people are starting to advertise on EVERY website now. it's soooo lame. OP: yes, fyl. first off the sneeze, which you can't control, then the old hag. eek.
thelonelylurker 0
You won right? Congratulations and stop being a whiny little bitch.
ohboy456 0
That was smart of her. Don't be offended, any intelligent person would have done the same thing. Next time, sneeze into your elbow .
ohboy456 0
double post, my bad.
LolitaGirl_fml 0
how is this a FML?
justmyluck1212 0
I think the whole shaking the hand concept is sick, who the hell knows where a strangers hands have been? I would've done what the lady did too
chika_326 0
how can you see the person who submited the fmls prophile
heyoudontsaythat 0
wtf # 50?
Luckster 0
You must be new to the internet craze known as Spamming.
WonderBlunder 0
Not fml. You could have swine flu. And not shaking your hand is a good precaution.