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Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, I saw my original birth certificate and realised I’ve spent almost all my life misspelling my first name. Now I’m worried it might invalidate pretty much every legal document I’ve ever signed. FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
Today, I found out that I've been pronouncing "quinoa" wrong for years. FML
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redbluegreen 41
It's alright. My parents never told me how to spell mine. I just made it up and decided how I wanted it pronounced too. It's not a common name though. I've never heard of something similar to it.
mushoo_fml 0
I think it's dblueg.
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rebel_yell_tiny 0
So? I used to know how to spell my middle name, but no one ever calls me that, not teachers, nor my parents, NO ONE. I never use it, so I tend to forget if it's spelled with an S or a Z at the end. Big deal.
jabman96 0
you think that sucks, when i went to go to the doctor my mom had to ask what my middle name was.
movies12 0
How could u not know how to spell ur middle name?? I guess it's something not common. At lease u have one my friend and mom doesn't even have... I think it's because my friend and my mom both have twins. :-D
TheTragicReturn 0
My brother is 28 and a few months ago I noticed that he misspelled his middle name, which is also our dad's name. The name is Michael.
AnnieHyena 1
I've been spelling mine wrong too : I spell - Margret Everyone else spells - Margaret Bah, I prefer my version.
_Haiithuuur 0
Thats just plain stupidity.
FMLLOLL 0
me too dont worry lol i always forget an N its NN loll
aidly 0
my ex boyfriend did that too lol he's 15 & his mom just now told him he's been spelling it wrong.
Palindrome13 0
What exactly is your middle name?
Sparkiee93 3
That happened to me, but I found out in the 5th grade xD My middle name is spelled really queerly, it's "Maerose" not "May-Rose", which is what I had been spelling it as.