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Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, I saw my original birth certificate and realised I’ve spent almost all my life misspelling my first name. Now I’m worried it might invalidate pretty much every legal document I’ve ever signed. FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
Today, I found out that I've been pronouncing "quinoa" wrong for years. FML
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redbluegreen 41
It's alright. My parents never told me how to spell mine. I just made it up and decided how I wanted it pronounced too. It's not a common name though. I've never heard of something similar to it.
mushoo_fml 0
I think it's dblueg.
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Comments (166)
momwashigh 1
I understand... I spelled my middle name wrong until 5th grade... It's Russian.
Jarl_the_Elite 27
If you ever misspell your own name for so long then that is how it should be spelled.
KobeLebroJordan 17
Ha, I thought I was the only one!
JoJoKittyCat 6
I've been spelling my complicated last name wrong my whole life.
Bi0xHazard 18
I mean.. I guess I can understand.. My middle name is in japanese and I misspell it all of the time :c
critzm 15
this also happened to me. I found out two years ago that my parents decided to spell Zackary with a "ck" instead of "ch"
ashlyrose45 12
I found out last year that my name,Ashley, isn't actually (legally) spelt with an E. my dad ****** up my birth certificate, so now it's Ashly
T1A2Z3 35
I forgot how to spell mine for a month.
Blunt person 16
Sorry, but what a ******* retard.