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Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, I saw my original birth certificate and realised I’ve spent almost all my life misspelling my first name. Now I’m worried it might invalidate pretty much every legal document I’ve ever signed. FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
Today, I found out that I've been pronouncing "quinoa" wrong for years. FML
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redbluegreen 41
It's alright. My parents never told me how to spell mine. I just made it up and decided how I wanted it pronounced too. It's not a common name though. I've never heard of something similar to it.
mushoo_fml 0
I think it's dblueg.
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Comments (166)
RatIsKing 0
Former president Harry S Truman's middle name was S. He wouldve been hard pressed to misspell that
garry24 0
I'm still not sure if I'm spelling mine right. it's either ConnOr or ConnEr. don't sweat it
Pandacake 0
My boyfriend has the same situation and name, except his name is spelled legally with two Ls instead of one. He just keeps on spelling it with one.
gator_fan101 0
#14 I agree I spelled my middle name(michael) until I was 9 or 10
DeathByFalchion 0
At least it was your middle name and not first or last.
Emperor_Jim 0
The EXACT same thing happened to me! My parents gave me a stupid, obscure Irish middle name with four syllables and it wasn't untill I saw my birth certificate eariler this year that I realized I've been putting it down wrong on paperwork MY ENTIRE LIFE. Social Security, insurance, driver's lisence, everything. **** our lives.
thekillercure21 0
I've never misspelled my first, middle, or last name. Ever. This is ridiculous.
alexandraa_fml 0
I agree.
Tech_N9ne 0
hahaha my bestfriend doesn't even have a middle name. and I have two!
xdmsjcx 0
I have four :( lol
Perversive 0
This is beyond stupidity.
master565 0
I also misppeled my name for a really long time