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Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, I saw my original birth certificate and realised I’ve spent almost all my life misspelling my first name. Now I’m worried it might invalidate pretty much every legal document I’ve ever signed. FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
Today, I found out that I've been pronouncing "quinoa" wrong for years. FML
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redbluegreen 41
It's alright. My parents never told me how to spell mine. I just made it up and decided how I wanted it pronounced too. It's not a common name though. I've never heard of something similar to it.
mushoo_fml 0
I think it's dblueg.
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Comments (166)
moosecupcake34 0
Did you ever maybe think that her or his parents told them wrong? FYL
SkoomaKi 28
Middle names not that important.
CDogg1313 1
It's all good I don't know how to spell one of my two middle names
Dallasluver19 14
How the hell? It's a (first) (MIDDLE) (last) name. Other than first, the middle name is the easiest.. .... What is your middle name?
iTrumpet 7
I just found out a year ago that I've been spelling my name wrong my whole life. And my mom was still passed out from her C section and my dad told them the wrong spelling so my birth certificate is wrong too. My name is AbbyGail but I've always spelled it Abbygail.
awesomescarlett 4
I did this for 16 years. I thought I was elizebeth not Elizabeth... School never corrected me and I'm dyslexic though. Whats your excuse??
MegamiKaosu 28
I know how you feel. My mom showed me how to spell my name wrong growing up she thought it was right. To this day I have to think for a minute just to make sure it right :
rockerdj2817 5
My middle name on my birth certificate is Dean. Strange for a girls right? But it's pronounced as DeeAnn, which is how I've spelled it for 18 years until I got my drivers license. But, I still spell it as such because that's how I have always known it to be.
xxb000xx 0
I still questions if I spelt mine correctly ..
rivaraven 35
I have several ways to pronounce my name, too. Riva. Still don't know, if I'm doing it right, but it sounds normal...