Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
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admeid 10
Wow today is just not your day, what did the cops say?
FunnnyGirrl 19
It sounds like someone was trying to prank you, what a weird day OP!
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Comments (63)
AyeJay101 25
I hope OP responds, this is like a cliff hanger right now as to what happens next! But damn that might be one evil little child.
VeganVampyre 27
Ooh, like The Bad Seed? The Bad Seed: The Early Years. "'Rhoda darling, tell mummy the truth... Did you steal that man's bicycle and then tell the cops that he was the one who stole it from you?' Before she moved on to outright murder, little Rhoda enjoyed causing others to get arrested for her crimes." Yeah, I can see that.
kimg0885 23
Wow where do you live? That sucks that happened but seems super safe there. I have never heard of cops surrounding a"suspect" over a stolen bike.my house was broken into all they sent was one cop who said we probably won't find your stuff. Seems like excessive use of police resources to send multiple officers out on a stolen bike
jadenjacksonm 14
Well if you couldn't describe the thief to them, they'll accuse the first person they see with it. Just be glad they actually care
MonstreBelle 29
Damn, it sounds like you had one of those days that's so ****** up reality starts to become stranger than fiction. I hope your cycle of misfortune has finally ended and your luck has turned around.
ally8 21
Harsh coppers in your area
drunkturtle 14
Double standards much? Of course they don't suspect a girl , but every guy is immediately accused of committing a crime
MedChew 19
Damn man, that lady thief is smooth. Did she get away in the end?
nomrana 14
woken up on the wrong side of the bed eh
esamolwan 18
at least you got it back
worldclassrager 41
How does that work? Bikes are the only thing that you have no proof of ownership...unless you know the lock combination...that might be a good investment OP
horneyhic 15
Unless he gave his name when reporting it stolen then all he has to do is prove he reported it