Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, my friend, her husband, their baby and I went to a baseball game. The lady next to us asked if her and his kid was mine and her husband's kids. She's 5 years older than me and a different race. FML
Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
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kerrygirl 13
don't comment on kids to someone you don't know it, if there's one thing you learn from this website its you don't do that!
CallMeHush 1
Your next line should have been: Then please don't have any more. And walk away.
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CallMeHush 1
Your next line should have been: Then please don't have any more. And walk away.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
This.
Person1233 13
People need to control their kids with a good ol' belt.
AmazeMe 0
I have kids and I have thought the same thing!
studentwoes 2
I don't really think this is an FML, nor do I think it's a YDI. Parents need to learn how to control their kids better, and sometimes they need a harsh dose of reality (like a stranger being thankful they aren't THEIR kids) to realize it.
sammitysam 0
Haha! XD
xKoga 0
YDI for making the assumption that those weren't her kids. You should have known that because it would be likely she would be the female sitting next to you, and the kids in front of her playing around, since any sensible parent sticks by their kids at a public area. Besides, it's natural for children to argue and play fight. As #15 said, if you have anything hurtful to say, don't say it at all, the world could do a lot better without people saying mean things obnoxiously. If this was in a grocery store, or doctor's office, it would be an FYL, but YDI on this one.
alwaysalady 0
If they are hers then why the hell didn't she stop them? Srsly.
georgiegirl 0
This a a FML for the other woman. I'm sure she knows her kids are brats.
CheshireHalli 19
Why not fix the problem, then? They are her kids after all.
May525XoXo 8
Ikr, fhl not yours op.
xxreikoxx 31
If those kids were hers, then the concept of the OP's kids would be somewhat frightening. That woman needs to learn how to raise her kids. Kudos to OP for being blunt, but I'm sure their kids aren't saints either.
myk_fml 0
you could've guessed it. ydi.