Today, I was at the airport about to leave for my business trip. In the restroom, I put my purse on the edge of the sink and got my lipstick out. I leaned closer to apply my lipstick and my open purse fell into the sink, triggering the automatic faucet, filling my purse with water. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
Today, at work, an old lady dropped her lipstick into the ladies' room toilet, which is out of order and won't flush. I had to reach in and pull it out amid human waste. She thanked me, then uncapped it, and put some on her lips. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
Today, I absent-mindedly poured the putrid water from the sink’s air trap into the sink that I'd just removed the air trap out of, and flooded the cupboard I then had to crawl into. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
anie01 5
Some FMLs are FMLs because the circumstances are crazy. But I think almost every girl out there dreads this-- bathrooms with no makeup mirror, no shelf above their sink, and not even a coat rack. And we've been told since girlhood that public bathrooms are filthy, to always hang up one's possessions and open the door with a paper towel, so we balance our bags precariously on the edges of our sinks, maybe checking for water droplets in the bowl first just in case it tips and falls in because accidents happen... We take so many precautions, and then find out some jerk restroom designer installed automatic sinks. I'm just waiting for this to happen to me.
michelleyily 0
GENUIS i tell you!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (55)
michelleyily 0
GENUIS i tell you!
taoxyeuxmay 4
Those automatic stuff are pretty damn annoying, especially the damn toilets.
krnmafia92 0
OOH you're ******. You better dry that purse because if your purse contains more than 3.4oz and is not in a quart-bag, then the airport security will confiscate it.
BritishHobo 0
I don't think she's posting from the toilet :P
Brittney_E 0
if ur wearing a black shirt, the automatuc sinks cant read u.. and i hate purses. theyre annoying to handle and keep track of
Anteezy 7
klutz
jif_fml 0
that sounds like something that would happen to me, bad luck yo.
tisiphone_fml 0
I think something like that has happened to everybody who has ever had a purse, briefcase, or shopping bag near an automatic sink.
IAmADick 0
did yo sammiches get wet?
ryguy1997 0
4 42 25 are all epic WIN.
fluropanda 0
I hope your cellphone wasn't in there D:
kmaikell 0
Sucks, but not really an FML.
anie01 5
Some FMLs are FMLs because the circumstances are crazy. But I think almost every girl out there dreads this-- bathrooms with no makeup mirror, no shelf above their sink, and not even a coat rack. And we've been told since girlhood that public bathrooms are filthy, to always hang up one's possessions and open the door with a paper towel, so we balance our bags precariously on the edges of our sinks, maybe checking for water droplets in the bowl first just in case it tips and falls in because accidents happen... We take so many precautions, and then find out some jerk restroom designer installed automatic sinks. I'm just waiting for this to happen to me.
cucuto89 0
you should see guys going to the restroom, we storm in there, go up to the trough, pull out our dicks, let it fly, shake em off, only twice though cause 3x is playing with yourself, get our hands wet, drip dry and kick the door to go out. not to avoid touching the door handle, just to look cool. You didn't even mention how much trouble you spend trying to go pee. YDI for being a woman
Marss_fml 0
Your coolness amazes me. Can we get married? I'll stay in the kitchen, I promise.
_krystallynn_ 11
its already happened to me haha. on a field trip i ruined my history notebook.
SouthparkZZZ 0
not a good day for you
popatia 0
I modded this and said no. Why did you people not agree with me?
zachld 5
Why would we? This is a perfectly acceptable FML.
snafu57 1
do you have any idea on what the chances are that everything happened in exactly that order with that precision? get a lottery ticket....