Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, my friend, her husband, their baby and I went to a baseball game. The lady next to us asked if her and his kid was mine and her husband's kids. She's 5 years older than me and a different race. FML
Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
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kerrygirl 13
don't comment on kids to someone you don't know it, if there's one thing you learn from this website its you don't do that!
CallMeHush 1
Your next line should have been: Then please don't have any more. And walk away.
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Comments (50)
Gasbarro 3
It's that other woman's fault for not doing anything about her kids. If they act like that in public, what should she expect?
Kennon21 0
Haha...i moderated this one
Six_and_the_Moon 3
You probably made her embarrassed about her children's behaviour, which in the end is a win. She might actually be tempted to do something about it. Based on that, this is neither YDI nor FML.
zumokari 0
Wrong site. Check MLIA.
crankyinthemorn 0
Good. I'm glad you said something. Maybe she'll see that the kids need discipline. I hope she was fully embarrassed. The kids themselves made that mother look bad, not the person making the comment. You only said what other people were thinking, and for that I applaud you. It's good soembody had the guts to say something. Maybe that mother will take the initiative to do something about it.
muffinsareyummy 1
maybe that will give this dumbfuck mother a wake up call. if one kid is already enough, then stop ******* breeding.
Cheyenne_Is_Me 4
Like my mom always says, it's easier to concieve than it is to raise. If a woman can't handle kids, she should keep her god damn legs closed. =]
wBin 0
Hey that woman can submit the same fml too lol
angel55033 12
and she just sat there and didn't do a thing about it that's just bad parenting how lazy of her their are too many irresponsible parents like her out there in the world letting children scream and run around and do nothing about it. these people need to be sterilized so they no longer can reproduce and live off welfare
Monkeybutt1 0
It is here fault for sittin there letting her kids fight and be little brats!!:)