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Big book of baby names

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my newborn brother "Titan". FML

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Is your mom Sarah Palin?

I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P

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that is a sexy name

he won't have a problem as long ad he's hot...

#23 Thor is a very powerful name and it was my icelandic grandfather's name. Good thing you didn't have a boy he wouldn't have lived up to the name anyways.

lol that's my puppys name. 

LOL thats so funny cuz i call my dog "****" sometimes too! lol he's a lil chihuahua, my baby "Titan". 

iloveTheMiz 0

Awesome!!!!!!

SaraLovesMyChem 0

I laughed so hard at that xDD

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! tit!!!!!

f your life what about his poor kid

treesdevin 0

well arent you conceitedd .. Hahaa

Your #5. How the hell did you know what 9 was going to say??