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Big book of baby names

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my newborn brother "Titan". FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Is your mom Sarah Palin?

I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P

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appared1992 4

My mother named her newest son Rebel and her daughter Jillian (after the weight loss coach on Biggest Loser). I know how you feel.

That name is awesome :P

It is called a joke every heard of one?

ArielTheMermaid 17

so um whats your problem?

CokokoLa 0

haha my schools is a warrior

I think that would be more f his life:D

Wow people seem to have such bad name ideas for their dogs since 50% of the comments are "OMG THAT'S MY DOGS NAME LMAO!" Sad.

When he turns into a teenager then he will be a teen titan haha