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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Big book of baby names
Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my newborn brother "Titan". FML
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wafflemonger 0
Is your mom Sarah Palin?
diskincluded 0
I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P
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MozillaHostile 21
There's a kid at my sister's school named Oxygen... yup.
TheLynx_fml 20
Could have called him Hunter but fine I guess
Alm1ghty_Push 16
Attack on Titan
Boomi 39
SAME! Who names their kid that? Besides those parents.
MilkyPhoenix07 3
Titan is a 7-year-old now.
Kqzza 13
Step one. Attack them. Step two. Write a book about it. Step three. Name it "Attack on Titan"
Ellie Mc Ivor 10
and your point is what?
mike3775 39
I wonder how 14 yr old Titan is doing
Bogrbon 27
Start calling him Tye for short every time you see him. A good nickname could save that kid from a decade of bullying.