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Big book of baby names

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my newborn brother "Titan". FML

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Is your mom Sarah Palin?

I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P

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'Tit' for short?

doglover100 29

I want to know what his middle name is if he has one.

bentheklutz 5

Not fyl. My brothers names are ronin, tyr, Magnus, and Beckett, I'm Ben......

I'm not seeing the downside to this.

Why not Ti for short? Its cooler but it will never last, it will be replaced by Tit because people are generally mean...

2013 now. How is Titan doing?

monkiki62 5

Its actually pretty cool if he was named after the titans in greek mythology.

Well I hope he has nothing to do with shinjeki no kyojin

rawr_monster_ 15

That could potentially be an adorable name!

Titan is a boss sounding name!