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Big book of baby names

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my newborn brother "Titan". FML

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Is your mom Sarah Palin?

I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P

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wait, how is your life ****** by this?? maybe embarassing, but WAY more embarassing for the brother...

OMGlaraFAILS 0

LOL that sucks for him!

Goddamn I wish my name was Titan. If anything, it's F your bro's life.

NewLight8421 0

ima name my daughter renesmee xD

Dear God, I hope, for the sake of your child, that you are kidding.

I like that name.

Ummm thats my name!

bubblybrooke 12

lmfao to the renesmee comment xD

Pff. F his live, not yours.

There's nothing to get honestly. She just doesn't like the name for some reason.

definatelynottit 0

Just you watch, he is going to be a midget.