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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Big book of baby names
Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my newborn brother "Titan". FML
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wafflemonger 0
Is your mom Sarah Palin?
diskincluded 0
I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P
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SouthMedic 11
Well let's not forget Captain Kirk is James TIBERIOUS Kirk. Not too far off from Titan.
GalaxyShots 21
No, it's pretty far off from Titan.
Krissey_DJ 16
The only nickname I can think of is tintin Yea, there's no way to win here...
xmuffinx 6
My cats name is Titan
GalaxyShots 21
Why is that such a bad thing? I think it's cool. Not a big deal. I would've said FHL if your mom named him Kratos or something. At least she didn't name him Chronos.
SexyMexi21 23
That's a dog's name
fantasyworld 39
F his life.
kpohil 13
This should be in gmh not fml, as long as he plays for the titans when he's older that is.
xRiverSongx 17
KILL ALL THE TITANS!
vader557 16
That's awesome
ryebread94 9
when the terrible two hit you can always call the stage "Attack on Titan" that should be something to look forward too.