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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Big book of baby names
Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my newborn brother "Titan". FML
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wafflemonger 0
Is your mom Sarah Palin?
diskincluded 0
I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P
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wafflemonger 0
Is your mom Sarah Palin?
silly_kate 0
would it shock you?
CxiiBunneh 0
o.O worst name ever
ryanchew3 0
agreed
pommeblossom 0
HAHA, I'm so sorry!
carrie21_xo 0
you certainly sound sorry :) haha. I hate names like that (unless the FML is that OP's name is also Titan) I know a kid called Spider.
MrCatman1125 2
Really?
MrCatman1125 2
I know a kid named Ponyboy.
Lichinamo 33
92- Is his older brother's name Sodapop?
cluch3 22
Thanks now I'm depressed. I loved that book/movie
tokyooo123 0
i think its cute. like a dog, but cute
graciegirl 0
um...who said the poster deserved it?
diskincluded 0
I just hope "Titan" ends up being short :P
CokokoLa 0
haha if titan is for short then his normal name would be titanic!!!!!! HAHA LOL i shouldn't be laughing so hard at this....lol
FatGuyLover 0
Titan isnt short for titanic, its what they called the forces against the greek gods in their myths...
vheissu 0
at least you're not the one called titan.
carrie21_xo 0
unless the FML is that OP shares their name with their new brother. Potentially a double FML.
Fallaway 0
That's my dog's name, haha.
blal 0
hahaha, our dogs name too, was a newfie, huge xD
sukhdeep 4
my dogs name is Titan
chiquitanikicita 0
Please don't tell me that your mom and step-dad have a Titan truck...
victoriarosezeli 0
XD haha, ew. That'd be weird riding in that thing.
arby 0
I was gonna say, his nickname is going to be tit.