Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Obviously you aren't her best friend then! Tough luck OP
DocBastard 40
Yes, destroy what may be the most important day of that girl's life. Fantastic idea. You should get a Nobel prize for that.
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Comments (108)
sergio199407 3
Yee
carminecris89 13
Sounds like a friend you should be dropping. I don't know why she isn't an ex best friend.
noisebox 1
Well lose that friendship el pronto is my advice, with friends like that who needs enemies?
deloria_fml 22
The fact that you demanded an explanation and then didn't accept it and demanded another one kind of validates what she said.
yentlben 2
You'll save a lot of money NOT buying that snotty girl a gift. Maybe while shopping for yourself, you'll run into your new best friend.
raycj 1
Hey noor why does ur hijab make u look like a nun?
ebonyirony 29
I'm sorry but what kind of person would remain best friends with someone they disliked? a certain level of honesty is necessary for friendships.
alcerious 0
She's your best friend why?
GoldenGrizzly 7
It's her wedding. While you might have been best friends once, she is now part of a pair and if the future husband doesn't like you then maybe that is why she is saying this now. I know there is no real proof that this is true, but I have had experience with that scenario. My sister, myself, and 'Jill' were friends for a great number of years (almost ten). Jill was getting married. Her husband-to-be claimed to be "great guy" but he had a chip on his shoulder about my sister. He said she was a "bitch" and that she wasn't allowed at the wedding. My friend defended my sister, but he said "it's either me or her." She chose him. A decade of friendship down the drain. He made a big deal about inviting me. This included him coming to my place of work and hitting on me, saying he wasn't "tied down yet" and "could tie you down." I told my friend about what he had said, she didn't believe me. She called me a liar. I didn't go but heard from a mutual friend that he got drunk, threw up cake, and forgot his wife's name.
raycj 1
Thanks for telling us your life story
doodlecloud 27
If you're more upset about not getting cake than missing your wedding then maybe you ARE an annoying bitch...in which case I don't really blame her. She shouldn't feel pressured into inviting someone she doesn't really like to so important an event. I mean, you could be lovely, it's hard to tell just from this fml who's the bitch - it could easily be either you or you're friend - but when the only other bit of information we have about you is that your bummed about missing cake, it's not the best sign...
doodlecloud 27
*HER wedding
UsagiArwen 23
Just because her display name says "no cake for me" doesn't actually mean that that's what she cared about more. I'd say her display name was just an afterthought, or an attempt to downplay the feelings of rejection....or lighten the mood, or possibly just sarcasm. Doesn't mean that it's a serious thought.
doodlecloud 27
I did say that, realistically it's impossible to tell - I'm just speculating possibilities using the information given. I find it odd that everyone has rushed to support OP and called the bride a bitch when she could easily just be someone who's tried to be nice to OP but is sick of it now. I found it interesting that, if serious, OP's username actually points slightly to that as well. Even if it's a joke though, that doesn't mean OP may not be the bitchy one.