Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Obviously you aren't her best friend then! Tough luck OP
DocBastard 40
Yes, destroy what may be the most important day of that girl's life. Fantastic idea. You should get a Nobel prize for that.
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Comments (108)
catanita 18
I will never be able to understand this kind of people. If they think you are an annoying bitch why they keep beeing your so called friend? A real friend will never say somenthing like that about theyer best friend.
Ozuru 11
Maybe you are just a bitch.
gregkingsley 4
Ouch OP 1 she's not ur BF and 2 why are women the cruelest beings on the planet?
GirlOnFire143 6
And this is your best friend? Sounds like she's the bitch.
loserman67 36
Sorry OP, now you're going to have to examine all your relationships and question each one of them, "Are they really my friend?" Well, she saved you money, no gift to buy, no dress to buy, no new shoes to buy, no hairdo to get done, no need to try and find a guy to pretend to be your boyfriend to take you to the wedd... oops, went a little too far there didn't I. Sorry.
flutter4 7
How long have you been best friends for again? Why are you just finding this out?
loserman67 36
I like pie ;)
Acik91 26
I'm not quite sure you two have the same criteria for deciding who your best friend is. But hey, on the bright side - you probably are the prettier one, otherwise she would consider the first excuse to be far too lame for you to believe it!
kittenzZz 4
Your friend is a bitch. Obviously she doesn't really like you if she's not inviting you to her wedding.. Don't talk to her anymore lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Dr Phil at his best!
ManInTheMachine 20
The cake was a lie, anyway.