Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Obviously you aren't her best friend then! Tough luck OP
DocBastard 40
Yes, destroy what may be the most important day of that girl's life. Fantastic idea. You should get a Nobel prize for that.
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Comments (108)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Why are you friends?
missbrad 4
This happens to me in Australia, but last time it was an elderly woman.. Who was wearing high heels, I have an issue with my leg and can't even stand on my toes for a few seconds. I didn't notice until after I gave her the seat, and I'm too shy to stand up for myself so I just stood near the door.
missbrad 4
Sorry, wrong fml. Thumb me down at will.
reallycooldude 10
Whether or not you are best friends, whether or not you are an annoying bitch, your friend messed up in the first place with the lame "you're too pretty" excuse. A better (and fairly standard) excuse is "My fiance has a big family, so I can't invite everyone I wanted to." Maybe follow it up with a suggestion that the person was chosen not to be invited because they're the least likely person to be offended or something semi-complimentary.
perdix 31
If the bride-to-be accepts an "annoying bitch" to be her best friend, I can only imagine what a loser her husband-to-be must be. Doesn't sound like she has terribly high standards.
Jag_v 7
Ah! The joys of having best friends.
sarbearxox 11
if she called you an annoying bitch then i don't think you're considered her best friend. just sayin.
1R1X0X0 10
Nice friends you have there..
cobalttanker 14
Time to find a new friend
rogerover 19
Complain less?
Isa_fml 20
How in the hell did you consider this person your best friend?